

And now it would seem that we can't escape bacon, even in death. Perhaps it's only fitting that something that brings our end closer can now be closer to those who love it so. Boing Boing has the story of the bacon coffin. I'm officially calling it. This is the death of the bacon trend. Time of death: 10:15 a.m. Friday, March 30, 2012. If you'll excuse me, I want to tell its family - the shoulder and rump - what has happened.

Why don't fast-food franchises, or any franchise for that matter, simply import the same naming censor software utilized in video games — the one that makes sure your character doesn't offend the average decent American? It's a concept that their workforce would likely understand (there has to be some crossover between drive-through workers and gamers), and it might just make people think twice before they showcase their stupidity in receipt form.
Has a stupid receipt ever crossed your path, or is this simply the confluence of the Internet and one idiot cashier?

Today, in this space, I'd like to suggest that Sulzberger's piece is not a result of geographic bias or any actual issue with the establishments of the Midwest; instead, it's an issue that plagues too many vegetarians — the perception that there's just not anything for them to eat.



Fondu is a new iPhone application, dubbed the "Foursquare for Foodies," that has promise, in that it marries the geo-location aspect of Foursquare with the review capabilities of a site like Yelp. In other words, you can actually get a quick snapshot thought of a given restaurant or bar from someone you know.

And as you'll see, he lives life hard with an open bottle of Most Wanted and a Pyrex measuring cup. For having a righteous sense of humor and a million hits on YouTube in less than 24 hours, we salute you (the video is after the jump).

Before each game, Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt strolls through the grounds visiting fans, a tradition started by his father, team founder Lamar Hunt. Kansas City-style barbecue is a draw, but Hunt believes Arrowhead Stadium's massive facilities are a primary reason that Chiefs tailgating is so popular. "We can park 25,000 cars and still have plenty of room for tailgating," he says.
Perhaps that's why everyone is so obsessed with parking in Kansas City. We always just want to have enough room to tailgate.

A block party in Westport and other weekend possibilities
Aaron Confessori plants his Boot in Westport
Does it bother you to dine alone?
Chef Charles d'Ablaing wins 2012 Golden Fork Award
Walking the aisles at Natural Grocers
Parkville's Rusty Horse Tavern is now open and serving burgers and beer
New Plaza Bo Lings opens on June 11
Spin Neapolitan Pizza opens in Lenexa on Monday