Mom's Kitchen, 530 E. Santa Fe in Olathe. Yeah, it's not in midtown either. That helps keep the LATFH.com riffraff at bay.
I've been getting Peychaud's and Regan's Orange bitters from the Buffalo Trace website for a few years now - their 'large' bottles are just a bit higher than the 'regular', thus really cheap on a per-serving basis. Their shipping is the same for 4 bottles as it is for 1. I buy 4 and gift what I'm not using.
Plus, talking about bitters gives me the chance to say "I like my women the way I like my coffee. Lukewarm and bitter."
My cherie! Mon petite chou chou, I am wanting to be leeking your buttocks in ze worst way - but eef I practice buttleeking next time I weel leek zem in ze BEST way. Yes, no, maybe, eh?
Rowr! Rowr! Rectum? Eet damn near keeled um!
I ordered a 'Happy Family' trying to release my second chakra. In the dim light I thought it said 'Happy Ending!
Duuuuuude! I drank my first glass of kefir from CNO, and I still buy my spices from Phoenix Herbs, next door (formerly the House of Hezekiah). That block rocks.
Re: “Hy-Vee's pumpkin whoopie pie drops some whoop ass on Panera's pumpkin muffie”
Better buy a footlong hotdog, at least according to the old song. You know, where it goes "Whoopie pie I owe, get a long little doggie."