"I've pretended to watch my weight lately..." = awesome line.
Paper napkins - I'm not a fan of them at a sit-down establishment especially if there is a host. On a recent trip to Paris, however, I was very surprised at how prevalent they were in most of the cafes. Other than the Opera and Saint Germain areas, every neighborhood cafe used paper napkins. On about the third day of our trip, I wondered aloud to my wife what you thought of that. Thankfully, we did NOT run into plastic utensils or paper plates in Paris, or at Westport C&B. So while I'd rather not have such a typically down-market item at a good place like this, it is authentic to Paris.
Correction: It was called Maniax. The 'x' stood for nonconformity.
"...dancers moving with all the personal expression of a volleyball rotation."
That line is pretty damn good.
Dammit. I went to Stroud's last night. Leftovers today though!
The secret ingredient? Jheri curl.
Re: “Introducing: Ask an Affluent White Male!”
Is Tad going to cover for Savage Love too? If so, might I suggest calling it: "A Tad Inside You."