Hey!
Don't be hard on yourself: this was too not funny!
p.s. - how long did you say the funny guy would be away? really? that long...
*sigh*
no, no...it's fine.
really.
...excuse the hell out of me: make that " [at the end of 1994]".
lived in Denver when woody first came on board to counter-attack the News' sports columnist...or was it the Posts'? don't remember, both rags were abysmal at the time.
but you know what - woody never made crap up, year after year, about either the donkeys or the nougets.
unlike ponaz, who has done nothing but cheerlead the royals since he got here. he even wrote extravagantly praising columns about wal-mart boy and backed him in is bid for the royals, even though said offer was close to 20 mil under the rat bastard lawyer's offering.
sorry - ponaz is bought and paid for, has been for years.
expecting him to come right out and state that the royals org has been a poorly run piece of shit since firing hal mccrae back [at the end of 2004] for being black is simple too much to expect...
that would require both journalistic integrity and balls.
14 Feb 08
Dear Mr. Packed Ham,
We here at WNBTv would like to take a minute and acknowledge your acknowledgement of our acknowledgement of Sports Illustrated�s AP item concerning the alleged infringement of a certain party�s civil liberties vis a vis the mechanism of a youthful basketball game in the state of Moron, er, Kansas during the early part of February.
It is such fine acknowledgement that reinforces outstanding journalism and � more importantly, as many a blogger will point out � links.
Links, of course, are that basic tenet of the Inner Tubes, and they create chains. And chains create bonds. Bonds beget steroids, bondage, slavery, and America�s next big financial crisis. Oh, and advertising revenue.
True � WNBTv does not advertise. Nor, really, do we spend much time promoting ourselves. However, all the preceding is good for America and, thusly, WNBTv. Which is good for everyone.
Speaking of acknowledgement, we would like to take another of your minutes to clear up a misconception: it is station policy here at WNBTv to not acknowledge anyone other than our General Station Manager as 'the messiah', and then only behind his back lest his stigmata start to bleed.
However, the Editorial Board, having given the issue due consideration, arrived at the conclusion that WNBTv can and will support Barack Obama for Saint status.
Should the young gentleman from Illinois actually ascend to the White House, we would then feel it safe to confer Martyr status upon him.
After a suitable mourning period, of course.
The Editors,
WNBTv
Kansas City, Missouri
P.S. � that is the ugliest effin� mutt we have ever seen.
Missouri state Sen. John Loudon, introducer of fine Missouri bills has clapped one hand yet again: obviously enlightened by his reading of "Zalabia and the First Ice-Cream Cone" he has set the lowly cornucopia before Show Me residents as an icy koan: the ice cream cone shall be our State Dessert, but what you fill it with...ahh, that is the crux of the biscuit! Shall it be empty? Or full? And full of what? Truly inspired legislation!
Unilever {maker of the world's most popular ice cream cone} NV shares, which have traded in a 52-week range of $26.23 to $37.42, lost 25 cents to close at $31.81 in trading Thursday.
This Missouri Zen Moment brought to you by idiocy and, probably, prescription medicine.
"KMBZ used to keep anchor Larry Moore in a weird little wood-paneled biopod:"
yes, they did - up until such point that the station discovered that that particular wood caused larry's brain cancer. after that, the resultant surgery and and his strong recovery, the station placed the whole news team into a reverse faraday cage and bombarded it with all the various signals at their command, even to this day.
the results, as one can see every weekday evening, is a wining news team!
Re: “Daily Briefs: The Smell of Dogs Not Desire, Wake Up to Wednesday, Strip Club Expansion”
...actually, i was good with the mullet bit.
up until i saw the pic of Mr. Meth "Soooie, Soooie, Soooie, This is How We Roll Down Here in Arkansas" Mullet that is.
that scared me so bad that my long supressed PTS (honestly earned while serving in our military forces during the 48 hour interdiction of Paris' la place pigalle over a really long weekend in April of 1987) kicked in and caused me to beat half to death the moral retard that passes for a cube mate here at work, which of course meant that management made me leave for the rest of the day AND they docked my pay!
So, no, Mr Eric "I Don't Care Who I Hurt With My Pilfered Photos" Barton, no laughs for you.