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Re: “Five-year-old girl accused of drowning her 18-month-old cousin for crying too much (updated)

Are 5 year olds capable of realizing that they can cause death to another human being? Isn’t that something that should be beyond their comprehension at such a young age- that the act of holding a young baby’s head under water will lead to its death.

Should we dare to think that children as young as 5 years old are capable of such acts? And if so- what does that say about us as a human species?

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Posted by scallywag on 06/10/2011 at 11:00 AM

Re: “John Gallagher accused of masturbating into boys' underwear at Platte County school

Hanging around the school yards before school hours, because he was trying to determine whose underwear he’d like to violate, which student gave him the most sublime feelings of nothingness and of course everything? Because it was a dare, or just one of those diabolical twitches we’re all prone to getting every millenium before quickly sweeping them away in that department of our brain which say’s - ‘never go there’ – unless I really really must go there….

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Posted by scallywag on 03/25/2011 at 8:40 PM

Re: “Blood and semen might be in Gaga's new scent. What should other band's perfumes smell like?

Really? Who doesn’t want to smell like blood and semen? After all there’s nothing like turning over the next morning and taking a great whiff off blood and semen permeating from your boudoir. I’ll think I’ll buy mine by the bucket load.

Shouldn’t you smell like a media whore too?

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Posted by scallywag on 01/27/2011 at 8:55 PM

Re: “Lawsuit: Taco Bell's beef tacos have so little meat, they're practically vegan (Update)


One day, when you’re sitting on the toilet don’t be surprised as you tend to mother nature that a tailgate from a Chevy Chase coated in maltodextrin and sodium phosphates comes oozing down the tile floor. Because if it does- you’ll be glad you found it at Taco Bell.

Shouldn’t you order a beef “TACO BELL” soon?

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Posted by scallywag on 01/26/2011 at 4:56 AM

Re: “'I want to lick your butt' note and other horndoggery gets JoCo lawyer suspended

Kids, I don�t know about you but if my lawyer reached over and showed me his pecker and then leaned over with a touching note describing his desire to go to my inner sanctum I�d probably want to look for a jack hammer that would leave a loving impact on his inner sanctum. But that�s just me, some of you would probably go home and write a love letter back right?

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Posted by scallywag on 08/11/2010 at 10:27 PM

Re: “'I want to lick your butt' note and other horndoggery gets JoCo lawyer suspended

Kids, I don�t know about you but if my lawyer reached over and showed me his pecker and then leaned over with a touching note describing his desire to go to my inner sanctum I�d probably want to look for a jack hammer that would leave a loving impact on his inner sanctum. But that�s just me, some of you would probably go home and write a love letter back right?

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Posted by scallywag on 08/11/2010 at 10:25 PM

Re: “'I want to lick your butt' note and other horndoggery gets JoCo lawyer suspended

I wonder if the following ad below belongs to Chauncey?

The Craigslist Rimjob propsition

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Posted by scallywag on 08/11/2010 at 7:58 PM

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