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Re: “Daily Briefs: The econocalypse continues

Who was that Tony dweeb?

No: seriously...

Posted by Fred on 09/19/2008 at 11:15 AM

Re: “Daily Briefs: The Democratic National Convention, Funkhouser, some stuff about prison.

Crhis -

Decent of you to get your hair cut for the photo/

Posted by (the) trevor on 08/26/2008 at 11:15 AM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Canadian Passport

Coo coo, kachoo and goodnight.

Posted by (the) Walrus on 07/16/2008 at 4:30 PM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Canadian Passport

Chris,

Christ: I didn't mean any of that nasty stuff I wrote before: I know I'm just writing/talking to myself, I just can't seem to stop!

I want to apologize to myself, right here, right now.

Hell, if Oprah would have me, I would go on her show and (in between bouncing up and down on her couch in my excitement to be sitting exactly on the spot where a microscopic amount of Tom Cruise's excrement once -and perhaps still does, germs being germs- graced the upholstery)and beg with myself to forgive myself as I have just forgiven myself.

I don't know what comes over me � once second I'm looking for a new purse to match my pink crew socks, the next I'm snarling at the waiter because my Cosmo is arid.

I DO need help.

p.s. how did you know I wear a monocle?

Posted by (the) Trevor on 07/16/2008 at 4:18 PM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Canadian Passport

Chris,

Once again I must apologize for Sally's continued presence within these (meta) pages; if this keeps up we may have to...I don't know, not let her cover any sports for a while, we'll see...

I guess my greater concern is the (obviously totally erroneous) contention that (the) Trevor is the alias of wumble, who in turn is the alter-ego of yourself.

I use the term concern because to be 'outted' this way, especially to such a large readership, will cause you to face the threat of social and emotional abandonment, many PDs (Plogdentities) are compelled to maintain a dual existence that often has significant psychological consequences (Greene, 1994).

For some, this means leading a compartmentalized existence. And, recognizing that they are only partially valued within the journalistic community, PDs must monitor and measure what they reveal, while seeking out the N (Normal) community to express the other aspects of their identity. However, this strategy is fraught with emotional hazards.

To get to the point, we here at WNBTv are afraid that your once whole (not to say wholesome) personality will irretrievable split into a multitude of rather sharp and pointy MYs (Mini Yous)
(Adams & Kimmel, 1997; Icard, 1986).

Though we have no concern for your person, per se, we do worry what significance this might have on your imaginary girlfriend.

Frankly, we think it would doom the relationship and obviate any chance that you might have at returning to a 'normal' life.

Therefore, though it saddens us, we would like to urge you to return to less creative ways of expressing your dissatisfaction with society in general and the world in particular. Perhaps you could simply become an anarchist and bomb things randomly?

In any event, please know that we are there for you, wherever that might be.

Unless, of course, it leads to a lawsuit.

Sincerely,
John McHann
WNBTv

Posted by John McHann on 07/16/2008 at 3:04 PM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Canadian Passport

Ah, the arrogance of myself to suggest I have not the skill set necessary to bird dog bird dogs; did I not just write this? And that?

It sounds like I need a good talking to and (the) Trevor is just the 'man' to accomplish the mission.

Posted by (the) Trevor on 07/16/2008 at 2:43 PM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Canadian Passport

And, yes, I am off my meds, hence my seemingly diametrically opposed posts today.

I may or may not be better tomorrow, figure it out.

Posted by (the) Trevor on 07/16/2008 at 2:27 PM

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