midtown miscreant 
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Re: “It's not a party unless KU quarterback Todd Reesing guzzles a bag of wine

Whats up with the bromance chest stroking? Is Reesing strictly dickly? Not that there's anything wrong with that. It might make his center a little nervous though.

Posted by midtown miscreant on 08/03/2009 at 10:48 AM

Re: “IHOP's leader envisions '100 foot' snakes falling to earth during Satan's war with Michael the archangel

I was married to Mikes youngest sister , lisa. Wife numero uno. Granted Ihop is a strange group, but I doubt they will ever have a koolaid party. They may buy up most of that area they are in, and Grandview, but since its a dying burg anyway ,it could be worse. Unless it starts raining giant snakes.

Posted by midtown miscreant on 07/27/2009 at 4:43 PM

Re: “Dear diary, Gloria Squitiro isn't as articulate as she thought she was

Meesha
she mentioned "a hatefull blogger" or something to that effect somewhere in there. But Im surprised she didnt devote at least a paragraph to him.

Posted by midtown miscreant on 07/14/2009 at 3:09 PM

Re: “Dear diary, Gloria Squitiro isn't as articulate as she thought she was

I somehow picture Squit at this very moment, standing in front of the open fridge door, eating pudding with her fingers, mumbling to herself, ala kathy bates in MISERY.

Posted by midtown miscreant on 07/14/2009 at 1:35 PM

Re: “KC Squatters' Handbook encourages the liberation of vacant homes

Sounds like a real hoot! Do i get a Dead Kennedys T shirt and a free can of spray paint for showing up, or just head lice? As for those empty homes, they belong to someone else, the bank. Sort of like the money I liberated from banks. Of course the MAN defines that as theft, a crime. One of the biggest differences between me, and douche bags like you, is that I never comitted a crime and tried to call it something else. You are correct on the name, although I'm thinking of changing it to something cooler, like sparkles or wolfbane. Sorry I'll have to pass on the open house, you might be squatters and Id hate to catch a trespassing beef.

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Posted by midtown miscreant on 07/14/2009 at 10:29 AM

Re: “KC Squatters' Handbook encourages the liberation of vacant homes

I think I did a post on that Florida group early in the year, I know I read up on them. I think they were actually going after the deeds too. As for the Anarchists, especially the ones around here, I guess they have to rest somewhere after a revolutionary night of tagging Pioneer Woman statues while running around in skinny black jeans and dead Kennedys shirts.
Too lazy to work, too scared to steal, become an Anarchist.

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Posted by midtown miscreant on 07/09/2009 at 8:35 PM

Re: “It’s a dirty job nabbing horny guys in the park, but somebody’s gotta do it

"but he offers to buy her a McDonald's hamburger if she lets him perform oral sex "
Do fries come with that? Srsly, a Happy ending meal?

Posted by midtown miscreant on 07/08/2009 at 12:36 PM

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