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Re: “Daily Briefs: Pennsylvania Primarily, American Cheerleader, JoCoyotes

I totally follow Four Star Mary. They do a great cooncert, not near enough acid around, you know, but the vibe is pretty good anyway. Anyhow I hear they're going to be in Pennsylvania today doing a benefit concert for menopause, you know, older women like Hillary but they have to be careful because they really support Barack and they don't want to give the impression that they're for menopause or nothin.

anyhow wouldn't it be cool if we could all rent a big bus and drive up there today? We could name the bus 'furtur' and like totally goove behind it to show like our support n stuff....

anyone have a valid driver's license?

Posted by A Fan on 04/22/2008 at 10:37 AM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Chastains of Luv; Doris Lessing is Very Old

14 Feb 08

And what kid of holiday is today, I ask you?
It's the kind where you remember good mounuts, that's the kind.

Goddamnn, I gotta tell you, that Doris was one fine piece of trim in her fucking day.

One time, this was at the Naropa Institute just outside of Boulder, Colorado, westerly toward the magnificent flatirons, I was doing a reading of Ancient Evenings, this must have been 1983, 1984, well Doris was in the audience, which surprised me because she always pretended to turn up her nose at my writing, but she was standing, no quivering backstage as I read passages of the aftermath of slaughter by the Hittites and the necrophilia and canabalism that followed, well I swear upon my oath that she was just wringing wet, so I rushed trhough the rest of my reading, stormed off-stage (to a standing O, thank you) and grabed her lustily, took her to the Dark Horse for an unnecseaasry drink and then bedded the wench like she had never been bedded.

Ahhhh, Doris...

She is still one smart broad, though, so if she thinks this Obama boy has a good chance of being assasinated someone ought to pay attention; just because you don't want to talk about somthin' doesn't make it untrue. Why, I remember the time I was speaking with Ted Kennedy, that fucking souse, and he...

Norman Mailer

Still Not Fuckin' Dead,
in Several Types of Hell

Posted by N. Mailer on 02/14/2008 at 7:39 PM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Snowpocalypse Now, O'McBamaCaine, the Child Predator Becomes the Child Prey

oh...

dennis franz is so...sessy. he could sparkle my pony well over 450 times! or just meet me here.

XXXOOOO
luv ya!

Posted by Forever Selena14 - NOT! Gotcha on 02/08/2008 at 7:24 PM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Eliminating Affirmative Action, Another Smoking Ban, the Kids Are All Right. I Guess.

While it has probably not occured to you -what with your snide asides and knowing manner- or, even, to the officers who arrested those 'tweens' when they were unfortunate enough to 'ding' up the mini-van they borrowed, there was a very good reason for their flight.

To wit: a vicious mutant killer who, just earlier that evening, stalked and slew an innocent grocery store clerk. The same mutant killer who then stuffed raw steaks into the victim's pants.

Well, I never! Have you? Of course not!

What sane individual, hearing such a horror, would not do every thing humanly possible to get off the streets and to the safety of home as soon as possible?

Why, that would never happen up here in God's Country. In fact, we would like to do more than offer our sympathies to those poor 'tween' girls, we would like to invite them up to vist and see what a well-run city has to offer in terms of safety, community and a future. Why, upon graduation from college...what? Oh...really: they were minorities? Oh...

Never mind.



no telling - maybe de po-lice be de vicious mutant killer, eh?


http://www.kctv5.com/video/152...

Posted by Concerned Citizen on 02/05/2008 at 4:43 PM

Re: “Daily Briefs: Squitiro, Twinkies and the MLK Day Pork Pack

Mr. Josh,

u b as f*cked up as "sonny", ya know? we ARE putting it out there that hos b biatches an we b rollin' all in your face as a 'lifestyle' 'cause we b bad n' shit.

Keepin' Your White Ass Indoors After Dark,
I. B. Trimble

Posted by I. B. Trimble on 01/19/2008 at 7:52 AM

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