The Original Jack's post is a parody, right? It's like the boiled down essence of bitter, delusional, old white dude who is so far inside the wingnut bubble he can't tell his anger from a hole in the ground.
Just like the gays, women don't want equal rights, they want special rights. Next thing you know they'll want to vote.
I think what God's really mad about is that this guy claims to run an IHOP, but he doesn't actually serve pancakes. God really likes to eat breakfast out, and this guy made him EF5 mad.
I went to private schools, lamby.
David Carr is from the "middle places" himself (Minnesota).
Is this parody?
Re: “Streetside: Hi-Dive makes a well-timed splash in 39th Street West”
What are "yard beers"?