I like "fuckstick." Or "twat." "Twat" is nice.
I was totally thinking exactly the same thing about Conklin Fangman on my way to Home Depot the other day.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHRIS PACKHAM!
(Just kidding. I like you in there.)
Actually, they were from here originally. That album was recorded in KC.
Don't ask how I know that. It isn't worth retelling.
I love the haters! Here's some for fuel for the flaming...
Yes, most (but not all) of the list is related to my girlfriend somehow. That's why the title said "highly biased" - that was the joke. It isn't my fault that your sense of humor is flawed. Just like it isn't Alison's fault that her husband was in a band that was sucky, and isn't in it now that it's awesome. Frankly, I don't even remember the dude, so I can't say one way or the other whether he was part of the suckiness. Furthermore, I have friends in the band that are fully aware of my opinions (and when drunk, even go so far as to agree with me.) Also, I don't see how it's in any way lame that my girlfriend is one of the most prolifically talented musicians in town. Yes, I am biased, but I'm not the only person in town that appreciates her. I promise.
And yes, I am a woman. I guess I can see how you would mistake me for a hipster-pussy sort of dude in that picture, but I assure you that my balls are only figurative. "Tiny Tim" was a reference to the stylish crutch I was sporting for a couple months. (Also in the picture Josh either couldn't see or had trouble interpreting.)
Also, I left something off -
Guy I'd most like to see sing more often: Billy Smith
xoxoxo,
tec
Whoops. I can read, I swear.
Whiskey Boots/self titled
The Gaslights/16 Addresses
Re: “Daily Briefs: Where can we find enough fists to punch Ohio with?”
Will you please totally-platonic-and-not-at-all-legally-binding marry me? I want to have your brain babies without having sex with you.