It always seemed plausible that George Orwell might have had sex with Al Gore, but realizing that offspring were produced makes one want to wash their mind out in the clown tongue bidet.
Anyway, it really does seem that Global Plan 2000 was a complete success in the United States.
HARD to believe is right�hard to believe you classify this as crap! The way I see it is this is more of a graphic novel taken out of context by our archivist.
The text under the �Faces of Fury� likely tell of how Fury Lad�s divining rod got crooked.
The shower images are clearly a comic panel whereby Smile Boy, during his morning routine, showers, shaves, tries on an outfit, figures it makes his butt look big, takes it off, and has breakfast.
The tree hugger, seems to me, is just Fury Lad trying a larger, and hopefully less bendy, divining rod.
Oh, and now we see where Jim Carrey got his �dog covers crotch� bit. Always knew that guy was a hack.
Like Ebonics and Kris Kross, Kansas-American Writers have an established history of just writing how you talk if you just said what you were writing.
The problem here is not spell checking, editing, or any of those other new fangled gadgets that you fancy Californians or confederate Missourians rely on more than common sense. Nosir, the problem here is that you are trying to de-Kansas Kansas and we cannot take kindly to such attempts now, in the future, or by gummit in the past!
Did anyone think of acronyms whilst developing the Regulated Industries Division? Mayhap KCMO is more dedicated to ruining their economic future than we even thought possible.
Oh well, by making it a security or safety measure they have precedence to expedite this destruction using every bureaucratic means possible. God speed, to (being) RID of KCMO.
Alan Scherstuhl, congratulations, you made the list of, �YOU CAN GET OUT�.
Lemmie �splain somethin� to ya, ya comie hippie! That there shirt shows you an org chart if properly concocted. See, if yer standin� under an American flag, on a NASCAR track, you�ll find God at the top, America above the shirt, Jimmie Johnson below that, Lowe�s below JJ, and Jimmie�s Johnson below that, and all of that is atop the hallowed ground of a NASCAR track. And, if that there track has been properly christened, there is a thin layer of Busch Light betwixt the Johnson and the track.
See there, that�s what ya call a bonafide pecking order.
You will also note that Jimmy Dean ain�t�nowheres in that there pecking order.
Now, I get that you skinny writing types what type with yer pinky fingers out to the side and sip on your chilatto teas and bran muffins don�t eat no meat. THAT is why you don�t know your sausage nor could you fill out such a shirt�ya varminous idgit.
Ok, I may have been away from Plogland for a while, but the fortuitous timing of my eminent return has me perplexed with some commonsense questions:
What was it that set WB all wall eyed down the abortion path? Who the fuck thinks that abortion, right now, is the foremost pressing issue in our nation?
Did anyone get any enlightenment whatsoever about the plight of Independents? Crikey, that was worse than any of the 3 most commonly asked questions in Kansas City:
Re: “Circus clowns: Source of mortal terror, or just deeply, deeply unsettling?”
I particularly appreciate the mustachioed salute to Movember. And, never realized how much clowns ride things. Hurmm, is that a coincidence?