Phoenix 
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Re: “'Butt Prints in the Sand': The self-help book that's just like The Secret, but with ass metaphors

Yeah, didn't the DaVinci Code sell a jillion copies? It's still a massive, steaming coil.

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Posted by Phoenix on 06/10/2011 at 8:21 PM

Re: “'The School of Tomorrow,' Miss Teenage America vs. hippies, and other wisdom from Boys' Life circa 1968

Hell yeah, I got Boys' Life for about two years longer than I actually attended Boy Scouts. I hid in a cupboard during a Webelos meeting, then jumped out and scared the shit outta the scoutmaster- and promptly got booted as a result of his (hilarious) embarrassment. Worth it.

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Posted by Phoenix on 12/26/2010 at 2:32 PM

Re: “Lionel Richie: Marvel Superhero & other horrors from America's worst coloring books

'Manichean' is such an under-used adjective.

Posted by Phoenix on 12/26/2010 at 1:44 PM

Re: “Studies in Crap sticks up for the Care Bears, who are totally not satanic

My mom had this book too- my dad took my Castle Greyskull outside and smashed it with a hammer because it was "inviting evil spirits into the house" or some nonsense. I remember going through this book when my mom wasn't looking, and discovering a healthy skepticism for a lot of this shit.
This was after my first exorcism, but before my second.
It's amazing how many Christians claim the devil is nothing to fear, but live in absolute terror of him. For that matter, it's amazing that they believe in him at all.

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Posted by Phoenix on 08/22/2010 at 4:55 PM

Re: “See Dana. See Dana kill. See self-published novel Dangerous Dana kill your Crap Archivist's brain

It's like the videogame Postal, but with less humor or plot (and that last one is saying a lot).

Posted by Phoenix on 08/21/2010 at 10:45 PM

Re: “LL Cool J, satanist: Studies in Crap presents Dancing With Demons

What he said.

Posted by Phoenix on 08/20/2010 at 4:12 PM

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