Orphan Eagle 
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Re: “Zeppelins, The Titanic, and the future of education: Studies in Crap celebrates progress with a 1913 Scientific American”

Most shocking 1913 revelation: 2 out of 3 scientists could be mistaken for Borat.

Posted by Orphan Eagle on 10/15/2009 at 8:57 AM

Re: “The sex mag for perv-hating real Americans: Studies in Crap toasts Male Annual”

Is every 1 out of 2 Eleganza models made of stretchy silly putty?

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Posted by Orphan Eagle on 09/10/2009 at 6:45 AM

Re: “Studies in Crap presents '80s Action Heroes Where They Don't Belong, Part One: Rambo Coloring & Activity Book!”

I never thought that coloring could lead to such wrong-doing.

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Posted by Orphan Eagle on 07/23/2009 at 10:02 AM

Re: “Insurance agents want Brownback as governor”

Why does Brownback always look like he just sucked down a bucket of lemons?

Posted by Orphan Eagle on 07/17/2009 at 10:43 AM

Re: “Strum and Twang: Hootie at Last! Plus Toby Keith and a re-match with Rascal Flatts”

I once felt an internal organ explode. Even that hurt less than that Rascal Flatts thing.

Posted by Orphan Eagle on 07/14/2009 at 9:36 AM

Re: “Strum and Twang: Facing the Hootie Ennui with new singles by Chesney, Swift”

Chesney, let me go! Let me gooooooo!

Posted by Orphan Eagle on 06/17/2009 at 9:08 PM

Re: “Inspirational Business Writing Hits A New Low with Studies in Crap and Pro-Sumer Power!”

Had I spent my time listening to Pat Boone instead of selling Amway, I might still own a car.

Posted by Orphan Eagle on 06/16/2009 at 10:05 AM

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