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Re: “Will K3 fake weed get you high? The Pitch smokes up, er, product tests for you

My bud Ed was supposed to come back and tell you doods how his k3 experience went, sorry to say Ed's dead. We bought a bag of k3 and went to our local hangout here in St Joe, which happens to be a pasture owned by old man Mumfurt. It's on a gravel road and there's nobody around except some cows and shit. So we sparked up a fatty of k3 and put on the latest M&M cd that we picked up at the local walmart. Ed got buzzed and started to freak out because the M&M cd was all clicks and beeps and shit. It was the edited version. Ed thought he was going deaf from the K3 and he freaked the fuck out. So Eds girlfriend Lurleane tried to calm him down but Ed took off running across old man Mumfurds pasture. He spooked Mumfurds milk cow Miss Beasly and she ran right over him, killing him dead. K3 kills, I'll stick to ditch weed and huffin gasoline. On a bright note, Im now bangin Lurleane which is totally cool since she is like a third cuzzin and barely related. RIP Ed.

Posted by Ed's dead on 09/01/2010 at 6:20 AM

Re: “Crossroads graffiti vandalized by mysterious advertising

Yikes! Careful Nadia. Not sure what (it) is but the cryptic message above sounds like (it) might be something you dont wanna see.

Posted by mark smith on 08/31/2010 at 7:38 AM

Re: “Missouri man accused of spitting blood on cop before announcing he has HIV

Toby
I'm pretty sure MANDY is a female name.
Note to self.....when calling someone a moron over an article, try not to sound like one yourself.

Posted by pot met kettle on 08/27/2010 at 7:32 AM

Re: “Guess who's playing Fred Phelps in Kevin Smith's Westboro Baptist-inspired movie?

Parks is kind of a bad ass. I remember him best from the old series, Then Came Bronson. He rode a Harley in it, long before it became the motorcycle of choice for dentists and women with spiky hair.

Posted by midtown miscreant on 08/11/2010 at 1:55 PM

Re: “Spencer J. Crosthwait: Parkville's first homicide victim of 2010 killed over a girl (updated)

Ask the guy who posted above you. Judging from his spelling I'd say he is on it right now.

Posted by danny webster on 08/03/2010 at 6:32 AM

Re: “Lewis M. Benson scamming again, hipster internet vigilantes claim

Im wondering why the seemingly random commenter above has had contact with 5 of Lews previous customers, yet claims no affiliation with the website. How would you go about hunting down these customers in a city this size. Considering this lewis was just a small time handy man it's not like he could have done thousands of jobs. The guy is Fred Sanford with a hammer, not J E Dunn, so Im gonna have to call boosheet on the poster and his/her claims. Now this Lewis guy may very well be the dead beat con artist his detractors claim he is. But what does it say about someone who is still running a website trying to further hound Lewis? I might not be so quick to dismiss the website douche guy if he had enough conviction and balls to actually use his real name while piling shit on the name of another.

Posted by lewis spelling teacher smells on 07/01/2010 at 2:37 PM

Re: “Conan O'Brien's secret midnight rendezvous with Aaron Barnhart

Who saves an email for 5 years? I agree with the Russian, sharing a private email out of spite is a major dick move.

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Posted by mark smith on 05/18/2010 at 7:11 AM

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