What would Jarvis Cocker do?
That is the best review of a concert I've ever read. I mean, seriously. I'm so impressed I'm going to put down my pen, close down my computer and chuck out my typewriter 'coz I know what perfection looks like.
Way to crush a man's dreams, dude.
Crow says all this stuff about what we're supposed to do, but how many paper products does she go through just getting ready for a photo shoot?
How much wastefulness can we stop by not using paper napkins? Don't we waste water and paper in packaging when we wash cloth items? Where's the payoff when I'm walking around smelling like death incarnate and the trees wilt when I pass them?
Is anyone really paying attention to what she has to say, even if she's talking to Karl Rove?
I'm surprised the guy didn't just laugh her out of the building or have her killed.
Just give that sweet one a copy of Walk the Line, look deep in her eyes and say "no matter how many drugs or how much alcohol I consume, you'll still be the ball and chain keepin' me at home."
Then throw some wadded up lingerie at her, splash on some Old Spice and jump between the sheets. Works every time.
I support any and all endeavors to place fruit in geostationary orbit. I always wondered what it would be like to have a second moon floating around. Why not an orange or a banana?
That's painful, dude. Maybe it's time for us nice guys to go balls out and start being rude or something.
Damn, I'm a nerd. I can't be rude...even to people I don't know. When you find out who comitted this unspeakable act, you let me know. I have a Lousiville Slugger just waiting to be misused. And some leftover fireworks...heh.
Re: “Jazz Fan Writes Open Letter to Jazz Museum”
I gots a fish in my pants and a chicken in my shirt. It seems to help when I'm depressed.