Your "guess" is idiotic. The Amish are essentially European Christian circa 1850.
And brown people ARE scary -- my guess is that even a fool like yourself would rather live in an Amish area than Detroit or Mexico.
The Amish preserve an aspect of Western heritage whereas the other groups you mention destroy it. Simple.
Judging by the pictures of the Canada slutwalk, rape shouldn't be a problem at this one unless the march meanders by a barnyard.
Yes inappropriate touching is immoral and wrong but at the same time people have a responsibility not to put themselves in dangerous situations. Those two ideas are not incompatible which is what gives people cognitive dissonance when they think about the slutwalk -- it conflates a moral imperative with a practical response to danger.
As for the Westboro Baptist Church, they just want the attention, so let's not give it to them.
More affirmative action at work.
Maybe I'm missing it but when I search for Metro Pro Wrestling on the Pitch site all I came up with was a few Plog entries.
They are right on target with this one. KC is full of overweight people waddling around in bland, poorly made Chinese clothing. GQ isn't suggesting polo/golf shirts just saying that if you DO insist on wearing one at least get one that fits properly. Too many people in KC look like they are wearing colorful garbage bags.
Re: “The Amish love making love in Missouri”
Western -- as in Western Culture, Western Civilization, Western Values. What is "American" anyway? I bet you have no answer aside from a few platitudes.