Nunav Yorkunsern II 
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Re: “Kansas City has not yet been taken over by hipsters

KC, if you let these gentrifying, parentally-funded, entitlement minded, narcissistic, condescending, pseudo-artistic, talentless, attention-whoring, bedbug & beard lice farming, shitty attitude having douchetard poseurs proliferate in your city, you will live to regret it.

If you're a working man/woman, they will look down their noses at you because you're not living an extended childhood on daddy's dime. If you live in a blue-collar or working poor neighborhood, prepare to see your rent go up. You will be overwhelmed with a desire to put a foot in their asses.

If you think crime is bad now, just wait until they show up. Why? Their lack of common sense makes them magnets for robbers and other types of hoodlums. Hipsters are the blood in the water, and the criminals are the sharks.

They are the only people I know of who will:

a) Flash their latest "iGadgets" in moderate to high crime areas.

b) Leave their laptops unattended at the cafe while going to the restroom for some nose candy.

c) Fail to lock their doors and windows when they leave the house.

d) Leave high value items in their car (often unlocked)

It should be noted, that due to their extremely selfish nature, and no concept of honor or other codes of conduct common among blue collar folks, they have no problem stealing from each other.

Combine their lack of common sense with their sickly, weak appearance and you have the answer the prayers of every stick up kids and every burglar.

Contrary to popular belief, hipsters are NOT creative or artsy. They're also definitely not "hip". They're straight up L7 squares who can't dress. They are "form over substance". Strip away the pretentious exterior and you will find something that re-defines the term "vapid". Their "performance art" is basically attention-whoring "LOOK AT MEEEE!" BS. Hipsters are all about "the appearance of" and how they're perceived by the "normals". They are the ultimate poseurs. Pretentiousness and sneering condescension are to hipsters, what a motorcycle club's colors are to 1%er.

They are culture-vultures of the worst kind and everything about them has been stolen from other subcultures and claimed as their own. If you see a hipster produce anything that shows any sign of talent, you can bet your last dime, he/she plagiarized it. As mentioned before, they are poseurs.

The counter-culture subgroups of the past either stood for something, revolved around a love for an art form, a killer soundtrack, or all three! The hipster doesn't fit the aforementioned criteria.

They are also unsightly. Although you may find a few female hipsters who are attractive, the vast majority could easily be mistaken for their boyfriends in drag. Even beer goggles don't work.

The only people who benefit from the presence of hipsters besides petty, opportunistic criminals are the landlords who fleece the hell out these suckers with outrageous rents.

Before visiting family in the DC area and moving to Minneapolis after getting out of the service a few years ago, I was indifferent to hipsters. That has all changed. I've observed them up close and personal. When I go to live music events, I'm always sure to see these snarky bastards.

Even Juggalos (who I ranked as the absolute lowest before crossing paths with hipsters) actually rank higher than hipsters (that's not hard to do). Juggalos don't displace blue collar families, nor have an overwhelming need to be the center of attention. If you put every Juggalo in the middle of the Mojave desert and airlifted them supplies of weed, alcohol, Faygo, copies of the latest ICP CD, and fat chicks, they will think they died and went to Juggalo heaven.

Do NOT make hipsters welcome in your communities. If stores carry PBR or if it's served in bars, GET RID OF IT. They thrive on PBR like flies thrive on feces! If you're being bit by bedbugs, you can thank hipsters. They are not only carry bedbugs, but beard lice as well!

You've been warned.

As you can tell, I'm not too fond of hipsters.

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Posted by Nunav Yorkunsern II on 04/09/2012 at 10:22 PM

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