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Re: “George Brett Shits His Pants”

Just because someone says they are a Republican, which I am not, doesn't mean they're an idiot.. It means their a gang banger, really, if you are a Generation X aged Citizen of these United States, any semi coherent Gen X Citizen knows or has as a matter of fact MET BOTH GANG MEMBER AND REPUBLICAN THAT USES THE NAME OF THEIR GROUP TO JUSTIFY THEIR ANGER OR HATE TOWARDS OTHER INNOCENT CITIZENS IN THE SAME MACHINE ONLY A DIFFERENT IMAGE INSIDE OF US SO FREQUENTLY.REMINDS US HOW TO TREAT EACH OTHER, SLOWLY, SURELY, YOU WILL SEE THE CHANGE. ZUCKERBERG TODAY, ALL CITIZENS GEN X TOMORROW, we literally don't possess the ability to use socio-economic status, car we drive, law some dipschit makes our elders think is REALLY Uncle Sam and not Acme Co. Lobbying for a bigger market share??? definitely not a law made after any point in time other than a repeal of one will be anything Democracy is TRULY ABOUT.. So I ask the TEA PARTY MEMBERS, what the scoop?? Taxes without Rep? THAT'S CAPITALISM, perfect CAPITALISM WAS CREATED BY A MAN WE KNOW AS ADOLFE HITLER, trust me folks. It's a pack of lies, Marion Barry? Crack, prostitutes, Mayor, which word doesn't belong near our beloved CONSTITUTION OF THESE UNITED STATES??? Your joking with yourselves.. Boomers.. Gen X knows what the word CITIZEN means, and what it doesn't, it is used sparingly and futile at best with our Corporations and Big Government, guarding us from ourselves?? This is doubtful. I'm an idiot and I see the fecal matter and the proverbial desk fan. Citizen, in the sense of the last 35-45 years of the CEO, CFO, probably zero with a CDL (you know ur class, stick with the people you are supposed to sheep, drive your CDL truck to the Sheeple and pray about a raise that will cover your food bill, but the kids don't know you spend that 20-90% on Tithing.. To a company, who not only gets to NOT PAY TAX, TEA PARTY TAKE A LOOK IF U LIKE APPLES, NO TAX, EVER, AND MOLEST YOUR SON, not me Holmes, not me). and any other person who belittles his brother without fail for this money spent on sex and even worse the Natalee Holloways of every nation for our USA do no wrong Christian Pillars of dirt we named...). The Roadrunner is the System, WE THE PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE THE COYOTE... EXCEPT, NOT THE ZUCKERBERGS, OR ANY OTHER GEN X CITIZEN) Generation X has proved itself on purging hate, racism, constant abuse of the female image in every facet, even Church and the airlines have a fat SURCHARGE.. A SEAT OR A SIN GLUTTONY MEANS YOUR EVIL, NOT LUCKY YOU HAVE HELLA FOOD LIKE THE CLEAR THINKING PPL OF EARTH USED TO THINK. Nope Boomers literally own and operate the cow and the milk, and advertise to your 8 year old she's a fatass, and here's a help line if your family abuses you with plentiful fresh FOOD, ASS BACKWARDS. C'MON GREATEST COUNTRY, REALLY? DRIVE OUR BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT, WOMEN INTO SPIRITUAL AND EVENTUALLY LITERAL SUICIDE??? So now I sit, hungry yet full. Not for food, I quit that drug.. For knowledge, of our future, of my daughter and hers and hers... Generation Y is literally asking that, not kidding, Y are these people acting like fools with a Vote. I thought we were told to vote on things that matter, not for a party in general... Wow, they sure take being one over the other way too seriously, I wonder why they hate other Americans who live in the same town with the same job?? Are they engulfed in this separation of Classes for any reason other than what Captain Jackass on Channel FUSA-4 REAL? I thought Ron Reagan and Tommy Thompson were actors in the same frat like Clinton, Jeb and his other brother Jeb, Grandpa Bush in Yale playing Swords in the dark buck naked like t Bohemian Frove with Helmut and The King of Media and KNOWLEDGE LIKE AN OWL, CRONKITE LOL,ROFL.. All consistently for A Benjamin, money, scrilla, scrolls, cold hard cash, cigarrettes in jail, oops, credits, coopens, or for the late George Carlin, the only thing the good Lord always needs more of, never fishes or loaves these days. Hmmm.. Brings my thoughts to another late but also great, George Washington, LITERALLY THE FATHER, NO LESS, THE FATHER OF HIS COUNTRY, picked as Commander in Chief FIRST, THEN TEA PARTY LADIES AND GENTS THIS DUDE WROTE OUR PRECIOUS DOCUMENT KNOWN AS GOSPEL TO FEW NOT REPUBLICANS, UNLESS AGAINST OUR GENOCIDE AND LOOP ON HOMICIDE WE ARE IN FOR OIL WE DONT NEED LITERALLY ENERGY IS FREE, OTHERWISE WE WOULDNT BE HERE... PONDER THAT AS U BITCH ABOUT GAS PRICES OR TAXES, WHEN YOUR SON. OR YOUR LITTLE GIRL. OR YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER THAT YOU LOVE SOOOOO MUCH. TELL THEM YOU VOTED FOR LESS TEACHERS, CERTAINLY NOT MONEY FOR SHIT THEY NEED, LIKE BOOKS. WE THINK ABOUT STOCK AND RETIREMENT MORE THAN OUR LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS ONLY IF THEY WERE WORTH AS MUCH AS G.E. OR PFIZER, now that would be a treat!! A treat for all the money, actually cash money, in pocket, WE HAVE WAR TO THANK FOR LIFE, FREEDOM AS IT IS HERE, LIKE NO OTHER PLACE ON EARTH AND TRUST THIS IDIOT, THIS IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET, ONLY IT'S WOUNDS ARE UNSEEN.. IT'S MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE DEAD.. IT'S MOMS AND DADS WHO TOOK A SKINNING, AND BURNED UP IN CHAINS, THEN REVIVED FOR ANOTHER FUN DAY IN SUNNY PARADISE, ONLY YOUR SON IS NOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO COME HOME AND PLAY BALL IN THE YARD.. NOPE. TODAY HIS JOB IS TO HELP COMMUNISM FROM TAXING YOUR DUMBASS, KEEPING THE WATER IN YOUR VILLAGE SAFE. CITY I MEAN, THE MALARIA MADE YOUR DAUGHTER SICK FOR THREE WEEKS BEFORE DYING OF DEHYDRATION FROM SHITTING OUT CHADS FROM YOUR FLORIDA SUNSHINE DRENCHED JEB BUSH SPECIAL SAUCE.. THE STOCK MARKET DREAM YOU CALL WAR. God save the country from taxes we all should pay more of, save us from falling even farther below China, India, hell even Canada in Reading. (for the non-literate folks please read this aloud, if not in THE UNITED STATES, please, disregard) ENJOY BREAKFAST TODAY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN......yes IM DEAD SERIOUS, THE BREAKFAST YOU ARE EATING SHOULD BE THE BEST FN BREAKFAST YOU HAVE EVER HAD. GEORGE WASHINGTON ASKED THE BRITISH TO LEAVE.... THEN HE SHOT THEM IN THEIR FACE, READ A BOOK. LIFE IS PEACHY HERE, HELL YES ENJOY, GWash was an excellent Virginia Slave owner, first taking a liking to Comm. In Chief, and designed the cabinet system, maintained neutrality and kept our ass out of war, not only for ethics, his suppression of rebellion on joining WARS FOUGHT ELSEWHERE.. Novel idea.. for he was the most informed always outspoken naming his person CITIZEN yes, OUT OF ANY RECENT OR FORMER president he knew as a TRUE REPUBLICAN NOT A A HALF-ASS 21st Century "Conservative" (whats being preserved, certainly not the NON-REWABLE part of the Earth that made homeostasis possible. And what will Mother Earth do to us for stealing the proverbial "blood" in her veins? Earthquakes? Hurricanes? TSUNAMI?? Anyone? Anyone? Japan? USA? Nearly 60 bases in the Okinawa area ALONE. Thats your missing tax dollars fellas, no sweat. Just close like fifty three, and I bet we can buy us some energy... We are retarded. A six year old told the fine Engineers from NASA after explaining their "boggle" with our shop over heating, and I quote, "if the heat shield is made of tiles that are too thin and burn up, why don't you guys use two??" end frickin quote. Its not reinventing the wheel here guys, DIVIDED WE FALL, its not a single persons idea like the word "Obamacare" dude, if he actually wrote any of his several hundred page bills, I think I might call some horrible bill, "Obamacare" BUT I VALUE MY BRAINS REPUTATION. Big money wrote the bill in fact the joke about "That's how a Bill becomes a law" is irrefutable evidence of non-involment of any one person. It takes hella crooks to make a law, not just one. So ave at it MIT, who wrote the Obama Health Care Act?? Canada has its shit together, they just skat downhill to the US for decent surgery...Have you met anyone who will tell you they are a Republican who didn't tell you all about it?? How about exactly who screwed their life up, that was not a Democrat?That will not happen, really, it won't, and NOTHING IN LIFE IS ABOVE BEING HONEST. Divided we fall my friends, it's the media who we follow into the rabbit hole, it's the "I" that is screwed by our belief in the self-admitted best weapon in the arsenal of our Country. Now slapping a sign on yourself and proclaiming another group of Americans are basically a single entity, and one person is responsible for the largest economy in the worlds health care decisions, Obama. That makes ya look dumb and racist, not to mention another Prison Gang fav, HomoPhobia, the gang known as REPUBLICANS are in for life, the group will exact any harm done to their belief in biology fact or fiction in Public Games, with complete ostricization and self-help for mental issues like, PREGNANT OR GAY. Its rudimentary human thought to not be ina gang, at least one based on hate or fear. Exactly the same as Albert Einstein (fairly intelligent, figured out what E=mc2 equates to, in case you don't know it's Time, yeah, he knew what time equalled, any one got a topper?? Thanks for playing who want to kill the youth but call it Economics). He states, after leaving the Socialist/Capitalist regime,to help us with PERTINENT NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR MASS MURDER OR WMD. but against the people who thought that people were stealing their money and their homeland. By the way, 87% of our Country is literally owned by the Federal Government. Free at last Free at Last. Generation X isn't a group of hippies, their are literally no more trees to safely hug. Ask our fine human pop. Of the beautiful Bikini Islands. Only the last Executive out the door is the the one I feel bad for... The last parachute was packed by yours truly, and guess what your backup cord does? It works ass, more than ever competition in business will cease to divide us in our city and state. Class warfare is over, the word WAR is wore out. Time for a new word of the day class.. It's Citizen.