I don't know anything about a Grouping. Is that some kind of threat, interntet tough guy? I swear you get one hater who thinks they can take the king down and then everyone jump on the king back like some kind of doggie pile. If you think you know how to run a business i think you should try to open a comedy club to compete with Standford and Son THINKABOUTIT, then you can sale all the Grouping you want, internet hater. Call me when you can drive a car as hot as mine or get a hottie as hot as mine in the meantime stay on the internet punk. Listen, learn it, right it down. Bye bye.
Anyplace I take a lady is the most romantic place in town. it doesn’t matter if we go to Booca de Bepow (lol I saw someone else mention it on another story about plaza food) or something like Hardees. I can order stake and surf or a Monster Thick Burger and as long as the hotties are with me they dont care where the meat is because they know where the REAL meat is (im talking about my pants lol). Standford and Sons thinkaboutit is my comedy club and its also real romantic for a Valentine date. We’re having half price special on apps and fruity drinks and stuff on Febuary 15th. If you ask really good I might have Marco make you an app pizza shaped like a hart or something j/k don’t ask It wont happen. To here more about our special, call the club (the number is on the internet) or ask me on Twiter. My name on Twiter is my name with an a with a circle around it first. I’’ll take any lady out on Valentines. Ask me on the internet, or come by the comedy club which is the best in the nation Rated Number One by multiple sources
I support all the pashion for me, regular Craig Glazer. Regular CELEBRITY Craig Galzer, I mean. I'm just a guy who makes a really nice living and spensd alot of money and gets super sexy hotties whenever i want them but really im just like one of you. well, if one of you owns the greatest comedy club in north america with highest grossest revenews that is. lol.
And I do have a twitter. its just my name and theres a picture of me looking good and showing my fisique so follow me THINK ABOUT IT.
Porter house. Filet minion. T-Bone. You ever heard of it? Probably not. They don't serve them at Hardees, hater. You've gotta go to a nice spot like Michael Smiths Restaurant or the American or C. Grille. Oh wait you can probably get it at GOLDEN CORRALL or Ponderosa. More your price range, hater chump. Walk in, tell them that you're a punk internet hater and you want a stake fit for a king and they'll say that'll be $3.00 please, and you'll probably cry because you don't even have THAT. Come meet me in front of the Bowmont Club in West port, punk, and I'll let you know how I really do it with my muschles in person.
Mr. Blender: Great topic. Lots of thoughts. I know that when I go out taking my hotties to the Capital Grill or sometimes to the American or Michael Smiths Restaurant everyone knows that Im there and they react pretty much like youd expect- lots or autographs requests and wanting to take pictures. I normally don’t care, but sometime you just wannu eat your stake in piece, you know? DON’T COME UP TO ME WHILE IM MOUTHFULL OF STAKE WITH A HOTTIE UNDER each arm. Not cool. Don’t do it… if you wannu come up after my meal when im drinking nice wines and reflecting, thats cool no worries. Ill take a picture with you or authograph your copy of “THE KING OF STING” my bestselling book which is available for purchase on Amazon.com website. Hey, I might even sign your tit if you ask me real nice. ;) But bottom line is, act like you been there, like you’ve seen a celebrity in person. Its no big deal in bigger cities because they got class. STAndford and Son, THINK ABOUT IT!
Big fan of Accrusos and have been for many years. My dad used to take me there for birthdays as a teenager and it became a family tradition. Always get the lasanya and extra breadsticks. Gotta work them off later at Woodside but its worth the treat every once in awhile. Back in the 1980 Id take all the big name comics who were coming to Stanfords and Sons THINK ABOUT IT to Accrusos. You name them and we had them. Sinbad. Check. Dana Carvey. Check. Sam Kennison. Check. They all came and played shows and we had them all at Standfords, and then I’d take them out on the Plaza to get hotties and eat some of Kc’s finest quisine. Always on the list was Accrusos. They’d get the veal and Id get the lasanya. Classic times. Nowadays I mostly take our A-listers to Capital Grille like a big shot, get some stakes and some lobsters, its hot, good place to see and be seen. But sometime I like to keep it old school and keep it real. Take Carrot Top to Accrusos and give him veal. He loves it. Plays a killer show at Standford and Sons THING ABOUT IT, people love it, they buy booze and shirts and everyone wins. Win win.
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Frist of all im pretty mad that my good friend jonathan blender didnt ask me to do this questionair because im hugely popular and a batchelore and everyone know me. but thats ok because ill do this anyway and if anyone want to date me hit me up on the internt or at the club.
Age: 45
Job: Owner Stanford and Son thinkaboutit!
Relationship status: single and ready to mangle
What's your go-to drink? Whatevers most expensive wine or vodka
What's your guiltiest musical pleasure? Band of Horses, Will Oldham
What's the last thing that made you cry? Real men dont cry they FIGHT THEYR'E TEARS AWAY
What's on your nightstand? Hand cuffs, sex loob
What's the coolest thing in your home? Bearskin rug made from real bear
What's the lamest pickup line you've ever heard (or used)? I dont use pick up line CHUMPS.
What's the best way for someone to hit on you? With there fist LOL j/k. by walking up and kissing my mouth
Dumped or dumper? Does it matter? Nobody dump the Glaze
What's your foolproof date restaurant? Capital Grille, standford and son thinkaboutit
If you want to impress me, feed me ... STAKE. Medium well done with fixings.
At what bar or restaurant would you like to have an open tab? I already have one wherever I want it. haters.
What's your workout? Lifting. Lifting lifting lifting. I can bench 450 lbs. come get SOME.
What's your pettiest relationship deal-breaker? I dont get this one.
What do you do when you think nobody's looking? Cry softly in the corner.
With whom would you like to play Truth or Dare? The hottie from the White Snake video.
Have you ever been the other woman? No but I been with the other women and another one and another one. Yep.
What character flaw do you wish you could fix in yourself? No need. Im perfect but I do need to work on my spelling and grammer they tell me. I also watch to many Disney movie.
What are you most vain about? My hair is really good but I spend a lot of time fixing it,
What physical feature are you a sucker for? Come on. Boobs. Rumps.
Who's on your crush list? I can have any hotties I want. I don’t need a “crush.” Oh. Maybe Maria Antonio who use to be on the Channel Nine news. She through a drink on me once in Westport. I deserved it because Im to forward sometimes. : (