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How does Mrs P. know when Paul's been roughing up the suspect?

His Tony Pena JR. is orange, and there is a bag of empty cheetos next to her copy of Cosmo.
Posted by Mike Magie]]> Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:49:00 -0500 Pitch
How about: "I was in the hot tub. Of COURSE it Tony Pena Juniored!"
Posted by Chris Rasmussen]]> Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:39:00 -0500 Pitch
"I was excited to get with the guy - he was tall and muscular, with really big feet and hands. But I was really let down when he showed me his Tony Pena Jr."
Posted by Mike Magie]]> Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:57:00 -0500 Pitch Posted by Mike Magie]]> Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:55:00 -0500 Pitch
I believe that given Pena's productivity at the plate, "pulling a Tony Pena, Jr." in bed might necessitate some sort of pharmacological product like Viagra.

Just saying.
Posted by Chris Rasmussen]]> Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:12:00 -0500 Pitch Posted by Mike Magie]]> Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:31:00 -0500 Pitch Posted by Verbal]]> Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:28:00 -0500 Pitch Posted by Chimpotle]]> Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:30:00 -0500 Pitch