Put down that doughnut, stop harassing that pregnant woman and bust some criminals.

A Dispatch from Methpendence 

Put down that doughnut, stop harassing that pregnant woman and bust some criminals.

Hey, you, Independence coppers! How about catching the people making meth in the various shady motels spread throughout Methdependence? Or how about pulling over half of Methdependence's population with a Harley-Davidson license plate instead of an actual legal license plate? How about patrolling the neighborhoods to prevent car and home break-ins that seem to riddle the community? Do these things instead of pulling six-months' pregnant women from their cars, and possibly endangering their babies by having them lie on their stomachs on the side of the interstate because they're driving a car that 50,000 people in the Kansas City area probably own. I've never seen a six-months' pregnant woman take off sprinting down the side of the interstate with a fistful of meth. Get out of the Krispy Kreme on Noland and clean up the city. Maybe then, businesses other than Walgreens, Sonic and a million cash-for-title places will one day occupy and promote the economy and make Methdependence a place anyone would want to live!

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