If Ozzy's crazy train made actual stops, it would drop by Hell Bar (504 Westport Road) for a little controlled debauchery. This pseudo devil's playroom, located in the former Karma spot, has hot, friendly and tatted-up staffers, and an accessible rock theme good for blue-collar stiffs, bikers, metalheads and average rock enthusiasts. Perfect for hookups, the bar's five dimly lit rooms have tall booths and several mini TVs. The main bar holds a happy-hour wheel that is spun every hour to determine a new drink special. Rock your body to classic and modern rock, metal and industrial crowd-pleasers while playing one of the bar's four arcade games, eating generously priced bar fare, or taking a smoke break on the bar's small patio.