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Slow and steady won the race between the hare and tortoise. The fire signs spark quickly like the hare, but the tortoise moving at its own pace represents your sensual element. However, once you get started, your sustaining powers are legendary (hello, Taurus and Capricorn). Virgo, you'll probably have to clean the bedroom first, but with encouragement, you soon and efficiently catch up.
Taurus, April 20-May 20, concentrating earth (physical)
You were a foodie way before we had a term for someone who enjoyed eating as much as you do. The body is like a table of your favorite dishes (but unlike the body, do not come between them and their food). Secluded walks in nature with a picnic lunch fully stocked with the best food and wine work wonders. Talking about what you will do with each other while outside does, too. You also love your creature comforts, so a 5-star hotel should be in the conversation, too. Taurus rules the neck (remember the back and nape, please); it is a neglected erogenous zone. Unless there are some religious or shaming issues, walking around nude can be a turn-on (it is the natural confidence that they like). They have heat-seeking Venus in their sign until April 3, so get cracking.
Virgo, August 23-September 22, adapting earth (physical)
Drop an ice-cream cone or a piece of melting chocolate into the lap (ideally on something easy to clean) and watch them squirm. Even as they fuss over the mess, they get excited about being a dirty (read: naughty) boy or girl. Find precisely which fetish they possess. Those Catholic schoolgirl fantasies that Brittany (and Madonna) played up work wonders. This is the sign of sadomasochism (along with Pisces), so once they trust you, the sky is the limit with safe words. Confess your sexual desires while you reinforce their sexual attractiveness. Having a large brain (and knowledge about sex and the body) helps. Know what meaning Dan Savage gave to the word santorum. Promise to discuss no details of your encounter. Read the air sign of Gemini (they share Mercury, the planet of communication, as ruler). Like them, sexting is an invention of theirs. (Does Virgo Congressman Anthony Weiner ring a bell?)
Capricorn, December 22-January 20, initiating earth (physical)
Start with your business card. Unless they are at the top of their career (and they desire a playmate they can totally control), Caps want to know what you do when you're not doing them. Professional and repressed on the outside, they can be awfully needy for reassurance when alone. Remember to not use their insecurities or their sexual fears against them, ever. Discretion and maturity win out over a need to deflower the uninitiated, yet they have marked control issues, so they are not beyond training a younger or more inexperienced partner (cougar, anybody?). With sexual Mars in their ninth house of adventure until July 5, they should be open to having more fun than almost any other sign.
It's been said repeatedly that "the brain is the largest sex organ." Whether you're growing or showing, implanted or au naturel, for you of the air tribe state, "no mind, no love." Now, that does not mean you cannot be a free spirit with your body, but the physical and mental can be separated by you, albeit too easily.