When people drink, their eyes wander. Well, we've got two words for you: lazy river. Oceans of Fun has an 800-foot-long watery lounge for inner tubes, perfect for cooling off and checking out hard bodies — or, depending on your luck, spotting mullets in the wild. Bargoers often arrive tipsy and keep their buzz going at Castaway Cove, which has a swim-up cabana bar offering margaritas. When they wade into the floating meat market, they find tourists ranging from lake rats to trophy wives, making Oceans of Fun a great place for people watching. All-day tickets cost $26.95.