"I was at the Kansas City airport looking for a place to eat," comedian Todd Barry told a Late Show With David Letterman audience last summer. "Couldn't find one, kept walking, couldn't find one. So I went on Twitter and wrote, 'New slogan for the Kansas City airport: Walk a mile and enjoy one of our two food options.' " We hate to admit it, but Barry was right. KCI's dining options aren't great, even with the newish Top of the Crown Grill in Terminal B. KCI officials did their best to appease Barry, tweeting him a map of the restaurants in the airport. Just one more reason to read up on the city's plans to replace the aged complex and to yearn for a day when scarfing down ribs at a Chili's Too, while waiting for a flight, is a possibility.