We can't all experience our breakups with a Seinfeldian level of detachment, but a little wine does help the heartbreak go down easier. Because the line between romance and ruin is a fine one, the classy yet comfortable JP Wine Bar offers a low-key, candlelit atmosphere and tall, cozy booths for couples to privately air their grievances. More important, JP's wine list is extensive enough to match the mood of any split. Still want to be friends? A sweet, playful Riesling should suffice. It's you, not her? You're full of crap, so try a two-faced cabernet sauvignon blend. You never want to see this horrible person again? Do it up quick, dirty and cheap with the house red. Just make sure you have some Advil on hand for the morning.