401 E.S. Outer Belt Road
Grain Valley
816-847-5650
We don't know what we have to do to get kicked out of the Whiskey Tango. We tried pretty hard. We abused the mechanical bull, we bent a few cowboy hats, and we even tackled our friends like linebackers on the football-field-sized dance floor. Maybe the place is so big that the bouncers didn't even see us. No matter; by the end of the night, we ended up right where we belonged: inside cages. The Whiskey Tango is not your typical cage-dancing bar, though. It plays both kinds of music: country and Western. And yet, there they are: two tall, raised platforms with metal bars that lure drunk women on wobbly heels. Maybe it's because, by the time you're willing to dance in a cage, all you're really looking for is something sturdy to hold onto. And the Whiskey Tango provides.
