401 E.S. Outer Belt Road
We don't know what we have to do to get kicked out of the Whiskey Tango. We tried pretty hard. We abused the mechanical bull, we bent a few cowboy hats, and we even tackled our friends like linebackers on the football-field-sized dance floor. Maybe the place is so big that the bouncers didn't even see us. No matter; by the end of the night, we ended up right where we belonged: inside cages. The Whiskey Tango is not your typical cage-dancing bar, though. It plays both kinds of music: country and Western. And yet, there they are: two tall, raised platforms with metal bars that lure drunk women on wobbly heels. Maybe it's because, by the time you're willing to dance in a cage, all you're really looking for is something sturdy to hold onto. And the Whiskey Tango provides.