When Livestrong Sporting Park opened June 9, there was plenty of pomp and fireworks to mark the occasion. The team, however, struggled to rise to the event. What would have been the first Sporting goal in the new stadium was waved off, and goalkeeper Jimmy Nielsen received a red card. The team looked defeated. But then a fan dressed in a cow costume hopped onto the pitch and streaked down the sideline, making his way into the play unnoticed. The man-cow then took a pass from a stunned player and slotted the ball into the visiting team's net. He was then celebrated as if he were part of Sporting KC. It was inspired work, before security tackled his ass to the ground. We like to believe that this guy's bovine soccer skills jump-started the home squad. Sporting held on for a 0-0 tie and went on to reach the upper altitude of the Eastern Conference standings. Thank you, idiot in a cow suit. Thank you.