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Best Cheap Safe Alternative to Suicide 

Mamba

For the cost of a day pass and nothing more, Worlds of Fun thrillseekers can feel firsthand what it is like to drive a car off the side of a mountain. Mamba ferries (at an agonizingly slow pace) masochistic souls 200 feet above the Kansas City crabgrass only to drop nearly straight down at speeds reaching 75 miles an hour. It feels more like 750 as the g-forces push your innards up toward your throat. Say a quiet (or loud) prayer, fling both arms in the air and accept fate.

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