If his rap career ever began to go south, Tech N9ne would make a great bartender. He does, after all, come up with some mind-numbing original concoctions. First there was the Caribou Lou (Bacardi 151 rum, pineapple juice and Malibu coconut rum), served up on 2006's Everready. With this year's Sickology, Tech has a new brew, the delicious and deadly KC Tea. He outlines the recipe — and its consequences — on "Poh Me Anutha": Sane-lookin' man gonna make me three/Cups of delicious KC Tea/That's Hennessey, Sprite and lemon/If you got better than that/You gotta make me see. From there, he hits the VooDoo Lounge and the Power & Light District, where things go very well for our hero. Three years may seem like a long time between drinks, but Tech's mixology is carefully researched, particularly in terms of how women respond to it — and then respond to him after having a few. Hell, we wanted to kissa Tecca Ninna after our first taste of KC Tea. Bartender!