Web developer Chris Riebschlager's the816 is the most consistently funny blog in the city. Want the blizzard of 2011's social-media commentary analyzed in a pie chart? He's on it. Need to see how funny it is when animals ride other animals? Done. (And yes, a bear riding a shark is "totally badass.") He also developed the "NPR Pledge Drive Drinking Game" to help us survive commutes bogged down by fundraising monotony. Just be ready to "slam a Four Loko when you hear the word tote bag." You can't get Four Loko anymore, but you can still get Riebschlager's blog, and it's way better anyway.