We can't speak to Michael Pierce's abilities as a seller of real estate, but we close the deal on his snappy, funny @overlandparker Twitter stream every day. "To celebrate National Cheeseburger Day," he wrote one day, "I say 68% of us go out and remain obese." Not sold? Example B: "I'm staying home, watching football & drinking beer; like a real man! Just kidding, I tried to leave 5 times but there's a possum in my yard." He's even gotten Mac Lethal's seal of approval, and that's gotta be worth something.