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Best Gathering Place for Yuppies 

Granfalloon Bar & Grill

Drive by the Granfalloon on any weekend night, and there will usually be a line of trendoid-wanna-bes waiting to enter the inner sanctum of yuppiedom. Once inside, it's wall-to-wall chicks in hoochie-mama Express clothing and farm-fresh frat boys, all of their pheromones emitting so intensely, it's almost pungent. They can be found engaging in such behavior as the mating ritual; shrieking female bachelorettes flinging panties about with wild abandon; and the playing of Golden Tee.

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