Just before this year's March Madness, a young University of Missouri fan rose to Internet infamy. During a game televised on ESPN, a kid in the front row behind analyst Doug Gottlieb began pantomiming self-stimulation on live television. A GIF of the brat ricocheted around sports blogs, and Mizzou Jerk-Off Kid was born. It's crude. It's crass. It's undeniably odd. And funny. Why aren't the adults sitting next to the kid stopping him? We don't know. Why is the kid wearing Clarks Wallabees (aka Walter White shoes)? Again, we haven't a clue. Why didn't an ESPN producer cut away? Your guess is as good as ours. What we know is this: Mizzou is in the SEC now, and its fans are going to have to pick up their game if they're going to compete with the Southern powerhouses' fans. Mock masturbation isn't going to cut it in the SEC. No, it's going to take something on the scale of the Alabama hoops-loving ginger who took a massive photo of his face to games.
