George Cascone looks a little like the fictional character at the center of Dos Equis' "Most Interesting Man in the World" ads, but the colorful life he has led is very real — and totally fascinating. Last year, Cascone's ex-wife, Dorothy, tried to hire someone to kill him so that she could cash in on the four life-insurance policies she'd taken out on him. But Dorothy's hit man became an informant, and her assassination plot fell apart. She was sentenced in May to five years in prison. Dorothy offered $2,000 to have Cascone whacked — a price he knew wasn't anywhere near fair market value. A good hit, he told Fox 4, costs at least $10,000: $5,000 up front and $5,000 after. What's more, he said, she should have "outsourced" the job to someone in Chicago or New York. "I was insulted by that," he told the station. He added that he'd already been shot five times, so he wasn't afraid of someone packing a .38. Cascone's Fox interview followed an epic conversation with KMBC Channel 9 last year in which he said he was going to show off his two girlfriends in front of Dorothy. "Tiger Woods ain't got nothing on me." No, he doesn't.