If MySpace can make B-list celebrities out of people like Tila Tequila, then there's no reason to think that a boobalicious, bleached hottie from KC can't make it to that same airbrushed summit. We hereby introduce Jaded By Sophia, a Chinese-Brazilian DJ, model and go-go dancer who seeks fame via her MySpace page, Finexchina. She's had dancing gigs at Club NV and the VooDoo Lounge, appeared in Tech N9ne's music video for "Bout to Bubble" and worked at import car shows as one of those models you see splayed across a glossy hood. Her modeling and DJ careers keep her in Los Angeles, Vegas and Miami for much of the year, but when she isn't on the road, she comes back to a house in Shawnee. Sophia's blog makes her life an open book: She has two Chihuahuas, Louis and Goodies; she likes golf; she won't pose naked; she owns two guns and knows how to use them; she used to drive a custom pink Honda Del Sol but gave it up for a white Mercedes; she doesn't work out and loves to eat. Hate her yet? Then read her blogs about finding tumors in her breasts. MySpace is a window into her world, where you can watch her turn men into putty while remaining beautifully human.