We like makeup. And not the drugstore kind. We like the brands designed by fancy foreign makeup artists, eye shadow that makes our lids look like satin and nail polishes in colors not found in nature. These are the sorts of confessions that will land us in America's Most Vapid someday, but our fellow enthusiasts join us at Sephora, the every-brand-under-one-roof outpost. Until now, our habit has been limited to shopping online or trips out of town. But now ... well, let's just say that our problem has only gotten worse. Spending crazy amounts of cash on blush and body scrub seems unwise, but if we declare bankruptcy, at least we'll look beautiful doing so.