A rubble field of unfinished paperwork covers the desk ... that vein in boss' forehead is noticeably throbbing ... the boyfriend "accidentally" forgot to show up for the dinner that's been on his calendar for two months ... both cats have chronic urinary-tract infections ... the locksmith wants $280 just to open the door ... it's 120 degrees with 98 percent humidity. Might as well go to Oceans of Fun. Splash straight to the middle of the wave pool, climb onto an inner tube and stay until they force you to leave.