Craigslist's missed-connections section doesn't provide the high-octane hilarity that it used to, especially with Twitter rendering it all but useless. Kansas City Chiefs cornerback Brandon Flowers knows this. The fifth-year NFL player out of Virginia Tech was at City Hall in April when a pretty woman caught his attention. He couldn't chat her up, though, because he was talking to his mom. So Flowers did what any reasonable man would: He took to Twitter, believing that the universe would unite him with the new object of his affection. "So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u," Flowers wrote. "I jus couldn't holla at ya cus my mom was talking to me ... if you on twitter please let me know smdh lol." Was it nougat or no-go for the star-crossed pair? We don't know, but we raise our Gatorades to Flowers' charm offensive.
