Costco is all about convenience. Investing in cases of bottled water and giant jugs of detergent makes it possible to avoid frequent shopping trips. So it makes sense that shoppers would just go to the Costco down the street, right? Wrong. Our research reveals that even some Johnson Countians have been known to travel across town to bask in the good vibes of the Linwood Costco. There, arriving shoppers are immediately greeted with something like "Hey, baby doll!" And when customers depart, the cheerful folks at the door remind them to "Stay beautiful!" Lest you think this behavior is reserved for female customers only, rest assured that workers at the Linwood Costco are equal-opportunity compliment givers, and we love them for it.