There's a lot to be said about local architect and Regional Transit Alliance board member Kite Singleton, but come on, how about that name? Say it: KITE SINGLETON ... KITE SINGLETON ... KITE SINGLETON. Imagine being hit on at a bar by someone named KITE SINGLETON. KITE: Fun. SINGLE: Available. TON: How much fun we having? Oh yeah, a fuckin' TON of fun. OK, Singleton's married with children. But we suspect he picked up his wife solely on the strength of his name. Names like KITE SINGLETON come equipped with their own witty banter. Paid cocktails just appear out of thin air for people named Kite Singleton. All the world's a blue sky.
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