Best Place To Buy a Dildo
Erotic City
In this business, size isn't all that matters. Erotic City offers "over fifty different varieties of things," according to the nice lady behind the counter. There are fat ones, skinny ones and weird alien two-headed ones that are both fat and skinny. Some are long, some are short. They're smooth, veiny, ridged, bumpy, flesh-colored, sparkly, purple, smooshy, hard, firm yet supple, wiggly, pulsing and zoomorphic, as with the "Orgasmic, Rotating Jack Rabbit." And if you don't know what the bunny's for, you don't know jack.
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