Mistakes happen. But when mistakes involve bodily fluids and broken rubbers, things get real. Fast. Which is why Planned Parenthood offers emergency contraception as well as condoms, prescription birth control, and pregnancy and STD tests. For big-picture reproductive help, there are pap smears and a number of other medical tests available here to ensure that you and your sex parts remain healthy and good-looking. The organization faces opposition — not least from a hostile Kansas governor — but protesters aren't permitted on clinic property. "Security officers are present at our Overland Park location and at our Columbia location on days we provide abortion services," says Carol Dixon, vice president of health services. All of the metro clinics have some evening hours, and all but one (109th Street and Roe, in Leawood) offer free STD testing for women younger than 25 during normal business hours.