Best Place to Hear Weird Pickup Lines
DeLuxe Lounge at Lucky Brewgrille
Located in the Mission Mart, Lucky Brewgrille is a welcome addition to the area. With booths and tables in the upstairs bar, it's a mellow place to hang out -- except when there's a bachelor or bachelorette party. Then the veils, LifeSaver T-shirts and penis hats become a monument to that cheesy last hurrah of the damned. However, it's the downstairs dance club that's of high entertainment value -- so much so that the action is broadcast to the TVs in the upstairs bar. With its bare concrete walls, the DeLuxe Lounge vaguely resembles a suburban basement, and spending an evening there is almost like being in high school again, right down to drinking out of a flimsy plastic cup. Some of the pickup lines are reminiscent of high school, too, such as the baffling, "Feel this wallet! Do you know why it's heavy? It's because it's my friend's -- he's a cop, and his badge is in it!" Charming, indeed! You -- take me now!
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