Some guys have girls at "hello." And some guys have them with, "Remember the second presidential debate? When Bush said he was against same-sex marriages? Well, I thought that was cool." Located in a strip mall off 119th Street in Johnson County, Raoul's Velvet Room, with its chi-chi atmosphere, can't help but attract Republican guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that; even we here at the Pitch
can appreciate their preppy good looks as they groove to the sounds of Disco Dick and the Mirror Balls. And, anyone who can earnestly quote C-SPAN while in a drunken state? Well, um, that's moderately impressive.