Best Place to Score Some Pussy
Kansas City Siamese Rescue
No doubt about it. Siamese cats are the sexiest pussies on earth. The way they strut with their tails waving high and that coy, "don't even think about petting me" demeanor -- once you've had Siamese pussy, you'll never go back to those cute, doting furballs people are always giving away outside PetSmart. To catch a piece of this action, stop by Kansas City's premier pick-up spot, Kansas City Siamese Rescue. The society harbors dozens of these svelte vixens, all doctored up, well-cared-for and ready to go. Best of all, it's a no-kill shelter, so your new pussy won't arrive with a heavy "I damn near died" complex.
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