Best Provocatively Named Drink
Green Thong
Sure, there are more provocatively named drinks, like the Blow Job and the Buttery Nipple. But the Green Thong is a name that's discreetly naughty. The drink itself isn't too bad, either -- a milky-green libation served in a martini glass, smelling and tasting of coconuts, it's evocative of suntan lotion. And, of course, after a few of them, the chances of the actual thong coming off are high, thus leading to blow jobs or buttery nipples.
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