The only thing better than drinking canned beer and watching women play roller derby is reading the nicknames of those elbow- throwing lasses. Among Kansas City's teams, these include Ruth Canal, Stabie Enyahbach, Toxic Assets, Auntie Embolism, Strawberry Cutthroat and our almost-favorite, Dutch Shovin. But Diva de Los Muertos wins the day, with its combination of wit and evil. She is a diva and she will kill you. We're not sure whether to run or go ring shopping. See more nicknames at kcrollerwarriors.com.
