Screw Howard Dean. You want young voters? We'll give you young voters. Announcing the presidential candidacy of Chris Carrabba. The Dashboard Confessional frontman and professional tortured soul already possesses a freakish hold on impressionable young minds. And take a look at his cabinet: an army of bands such as Thrice, Thursday and Brand New leading the charge with the emo-pop-punk seal of approval stamped on their foreheads. What Brand New is doing may be becoming old hat, but the quartet is one of the more promising up-and-coming bands to perform on the Carrabba platform, a grassroots campaign to ensure that no mood-tortured fifteen-year-old girl in America will be left behind.