Hey, you, bus driver. If you plan on acting like an asshole in public, you should probably change out of your Transit Authority uniform first, because you give public transportation a black mark. It's bad enough that I have to sit between a guy trying to sell me fake jewelry and a smelly drunkard who wants me to give my life over to Jesus while I'm riding the Metro. Now I have to worry about being assaulted by the driver as well. I was at a business on Walnut when you started yelling like a lunatic at the employee behind the counter. You were a lot larger than him, but he came from behind the counter to escort you out of the store, and you spit in his face. Nothing he could have said or done to you could warrant such behavior. If your employer knew how you represented their company, I would hope that there would be some kind of reprimand.
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